Monday, August 25, 2008

They're (almost) here . . .

We got a letter to the editor at the paper today from a Larry Cooper, who says he is "Zora's typist."

It was as follows:

"I am a real space alien. It’s irrelevant if you do not believe it. What is relevant are my plans for when and location on earth I will appear. My plan includes the person who will be first to welcome me. Question is, who on earth has the intestinal fortitude to step into this mystery and become the first human to welcome me to your planet earth? Welcome_space_aliens@yahoo.ca"

We decided not to run the letter as it seem a little fishy. I mean, really, would a space alien get a Yahoo account? I doubt it.

6 comments:

Anne Russell said...

I'm reading! You're not alone in the blogosphere! Interesting to hear how your papers come together!

Anonymous said...

Note to Mr. Henderson. Do U want to cover this story about this sent to the CEO of Oracle from another planet. "Hi Larry J.Ellison we completed our tests on your phenomenology. A study of your structures of consciousness experienced by you Larry believing you’re in contact with us aliens. Your philosophy of ontology, epistemology, logic, and ethics win U the leading part starring in our movie,titled WHAT'S UP.
Over and out Candy Girl Zorena.

Anonymous said...

Quiet on the set lights cameras action. U r reading lines from a movie which L J Ellison stars. Do you Mr. Henderson want to cover this story? We will be landing our space ships in BC.

Anonymous said...

This sounds fishy because we do not want to shock your planet and also remain anonymous till the right time. This is a top secret mission.

Anonymous said...

So Paul what's up? It's Candy Girl Zorena calling from our planet stiring things up a bit on earth. My sister Twilght Princess Belind is with me and says hi.

Anonymous said...

Not Belin sb my sister Belinda. Ignor typos and grammar telepathically sending this through space is trickey.